Wrong to love this? (from ASOS.com)
Today I was apprehended by a charity worker because he bizarrely thought I was french and asked me something about the weather before my stuttered response gave me away. Then there was a commotion in the shopping centre with people saying Naomi Campbell had been around, which my pal and I laughed off. The laugh ended a couple of hours ago when I looked online to discover she was at Uxbridge Magistrates Court.
Ouch. That hurt.
Not just my response to the news, but the response of her many assistants - all with head wounds.
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