Right back where we started from...

Much improved, snaps for Mischa Barton.

And, Hel-Lo. I will marry you, Mr Bass.

S.O.S

Too. Much. Work.

Someone. Send. Help.

My Week

. Despaired of ever finishing my coursework/dissertation.

. Discovered the Adam&Joe podcasts.

. Ate my weight in Kinder treats.

. Made Alice in Wonderland style 'eat me/drink me' decorations for my wall.

. Saw IAMX. CapsLocksCorner was a bit epic.

. Listened to a band sing (live) the lyric, 'don't touch me daddy...there'

. Saw a girl wear 8 hats. Postmodern.

. Coated my mouth with sticky red lipgloss and gazed at myself in a mirror.

. Became a total fic fangirl (more than ever)

. Ate an ice-cream as big as my head.

. Spent an hour looking at graduation dresses, but did no essaying so it was all a bit ironic.

. Saw 17 again, felt like it was back to the future high school musical.

. Listened to Hamish and Andy where a listener pushed a car out of a plane to land on a target. Ended up squealing with excitement on the Met line at Rayners Lane.

. Was again asked if I was french - tourists in London always think I am.

. Got saved from tube-door-death-slam

. Went walking in Bluebell wood

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

FAIL.

RE: The Saturdays to design for Topshop

Members of the band the Saturdays are set to design pieces for Topshop, citing "We absolutely love fashion and having the chance to design our own collection is brilliant. It's great that we now get to have our very own range"

But I think; running down the high-street and shoving anything on, like a Sports Day clothes-relay race does not make you a fashion inspiration. Nor does making sure every member wears a trend, at least one trend, hopefully about 5.

Data Input

Amount of work done on my dissertation = O hours.

Amount of work done on final coursework = O hours.

Amount of time spent on Sims 2; Seasons = 2 hours.

Amount of time spent watching Scrubs, HIGNFY, Daily Show, Genius = 5 hours

Amount of time spent online = Priceless.

In which our heroine avoids her dissertation

. Had my last EVER lecture. It felt very odd though because it hasn't sunken in, and i've still got so much work to hand in. It was strangely sad though, when he finished and it all went quiet for a moment, and when i got out my notebook and realised I didn't need to write anything down. The seminar was lovely, we just joked about Austen and decided who we would invite to dinner (Me; Marianne)

. Watched over 5 hours of Flight of the Conchords. 3 episodes to the end of S.1.

. Went back to help in my local Brownies group - girl guiding - this again was very odd because I hadn't helped in over 4 years, but it all came back to me. I also got a HSM3 Easter Egg, which I smiled at, and made the girls very surprised by singing, 'I want it all' at them. Perhaps they thought I was mature. They were wrong.

. I had my 'forum birthday'. Can't believe its been a year, and that something so insular brought me out of myself so much. I can't think of anything I treasure as much.

. Choked on my sub in Subway, remembering the bad luck of one of my friends and how she got pooped on by seagulls 7 times in one year, and no-one else ever did. Then I remembered how we gave her a song, 'Bird Shit Girl' sang to the tune of 'Uptown Girl'. This caused me to spill my Sprite as I squealed my giggles.

. Fell in love with Spotify.

. Tried on hats in Oxford Circus Topshop. I make an attractive widow with my veil.

. Wrote some songs for a friend's band. I am the new Tom Waits.

. Went to Windsor for Mothers Day, and had the best-ever hot chocolate.

. Wore my pretty new shoes out to eat, and fell over, causing my skirt to go up.

. Brought a new jacket, I look like Violet Beauregarde in it.

. Finally 'got' Twitter.

. Took part in Earth Hour.