Too Pretty

Working as a Waitress in a Cocktail Bar

I have been looking for 20 minutes for a hair crimper.

I am going to an 80's themed birthday later tonight. Although I will probably look more normal in Camden, I know I will feel like a bit of an idiot. I have a huge blue bow for my hair, a vintage sequin top and skinny jeans.

There will be no photo evidence of tonight.

Lisa, its your birthday!

Today is my 22nd birthday!

I asked for a Julian Barratt, but did not recieve it. However, I have got a brownie cake.

Not Fair?

I LOVE Lily Allen - I still haven't stopped going on about Its not me, its you - but I am not sure about her ad for Chanel Cocoon. Isn't a Hepburn inspired shot a bit....done?

Lolz.

Nice Day For a White Wedding?

Yeah. Not so much.

Family Guy

Will anyone else admit its jumped the shark...